Anonymous reporters have recently claimed that Bonados is one of the results of a worldwide time-travelling experiment from the past-future-future-past. Allegedly, timeships launched in the Bidimensional Year 2096+1796+1796+2096, bridging a 300 year gap, have created ripples in Universal Logic leading to the events of Bonados.
The Bonadossians cannot endorse or refute this claim as a whole, although we certify that a significant aspect of it is completely false in nature.
Another report from the New Schmork Chimes claims the following:
The sensible among us can say with absolute certainty that this piece of nonsense baloney has no relation whatsoever to the Breadfruit Burgling Prevention Unit (BBPU) of the Bonadossians. With that out of the way, this matter has been resolved.
- The Bonadossians.