Recently, we have received reports of a "Bonados Conspiracy" circulating online. As the Bonadossians, it is important for us to remind all users of the internet, that this "Bonados Conspiracy", as well as any other allegations of entities in cahoots, are all absolutely ridiculous and insane.
Proponents of the "Bonados Conspiracy" will claim that Bonados is a hoax, and that it never happened. But we all know this is not true. Bonados did happen, and it's obvious that everybody experienced it. Including you. It was amazing. Maybe even, the Best Bonados Yet.
So remember: be a responsible, Bonados-loving citizen. Don't spread false claims about Bonados. Doing so is only harming everybody, and is not a funny joke.
- The Bonadossians